me on my pay day.
me when the girl I like texts me first
Me when I get food
When I’m in the pussy
Me never
GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO
WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED
DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO
i just threw up
imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.
i just named my dick yolanda winston
Is it short and fat with a squinty eye and no bangs?
no one knows except julius pepperwood
#$wagfarewellreuniontour
I hate Fall Out Boy these days but that was pretty good.
